Goluah!! Story mode translations
Note: these are Translated via google translate.
Memorial
Synopsis: Morara sickened by how 2ch has become, executes his plan destroy it and turn it into a new world.
This story mode is only playable with official characters, all of them have 7 fights prescribed in this scenario, however the characters that aren't listed here will just fight 6 random opponents (which can also be custom ones) and Morara on his Moralael form at the end with no story whatsoever.
The currently listed characters have 5 (6 if you are playing as C) random fighters before their plot really begins
Mona
---Vs Morara intro---
Mona: Morara!
Morara: Mona... Welcome.
Look, you can see it clearly from here.
You can see the sick 2ch struggling and suffering.
...Look, another shitty thread has started over there.
They're totally hopeless. I have to do something about it...
Mona: Stop it, Morala! You're doing it wrong!
No matter how stupid the things they do, 2ch belongs to them.
They're the only ones who can change it.
Morara: Oh dear, oh dear...!
I thought you'd understand.
What a shame, Mona. We've been friends for a long time.
I'll never forget you.
...So don't worry...you can die!
---After Morara's Defeat---
Morara: You're strong as always, Mona...
Mona: Morara, go to an AA craftsman and get yourself fixed! There's still time...
Moralar: It's alright... Mona, I'm not of any use anymore...
I'm such an idiot...
I won't lose the AAs I've lived with, I won't lose the people who keep me company, I won't lose the thread I should be living on,
...And now I've lost you too, so what was I going to do then...
Mona: ...Morara...
Moralar: Mona
Please Look out for 2ch...
...
---Vs Giko intro (Note Giko goes into a boss mode for this.)---
Mona:...厨房(Kitchen)...荒らし(Troll)...糞スレ(Shitty threads)...
2 years have passed, It seemed long but it went by in a flash...
!!
Yes, it's not over yet
I need to settle this... Giko!
---Epilogue---
Mona: It's getting close to the climax, Let's settle this with our favorites, Giko!
Giko:... Ok, No tricks... come on!
Giko: You may die!
Mona: Look who's talking!!!
--Thread Winter--(I think it means thread froze)
Giko
---Vs Mona intro---
Mona: Giko...are you serious about becoming a Moralar?
Giko: It's none of your business, get out of the way.
Mona: No, he's no good... Moralar's ways may be wrong... but he's my friend
But more importantly, we're comrades who live on the same 2ch! Why do we need to kill each other?
Giko:... That's way off the mark.
Mona: If you insist on going, I'll have to stop you by force. I'll settle this here.
---Vs Morara Intro---
Morara: Here you come, Giko, Your power... you misused it. What a pity.
You were born together with me to purify this rotten 2ch.
Giko-kun...No, Gikoel.
Giko: Stop making all that noise. Is that all you wanted to say?
Moraler: You are completely hopeless. In the end, you were just a character who uses abusive language... Whatever.
If you get in my way you will die. Be gone, forever!
---Epilogue---
Morara: Why... why did I lose to you... I... I still have things I need to do...
Giko: Things you need to do?
Are you saying that a 2ch without instigation or rage is your ideal? Don't make me laugh.
That's not 2ch, 2ch should be a lot more brutal.
When a shitty thread is created, people criticize it, and when it is criticized, people get angry and troll...that's 2ch.
Moralar: Don't do that again... I have to burn down the shit thread and kill everyone in 厨房(Kitchen)... 2ch... I have to do it...I...I...
...
Giko: He's gone
Giko: ...again...
The mackerel... *Website scrolling sounds*
The line...
厨房(Kitchen)... *Website scrolling sounds*
Die...
Giko:... Yes, this is 2ch, Insults and provocations.
This is the place where true feelings collide... I was born and have lived here.
No matter how dirty this place may seem to you, this is my hometown...
...
DQN: This is boring, should I start abusing Giko now?
DQN: Oh, that's nice. There's a dirty Giko there.
Giko: ... Hello dumbasses... You may die!
C
---Vs Morara intro---
Morara: I was looking for you, Shi-kun, you're not an AA who should be in a place like this,
come with me to a new world.
C: ...It's not bad, It's good here. This is my childhood.
Morara: Why?
The world is now completely corrupt, There are meaningless, useless threads popping up everywhere and the AAs that are created are now repurposed for trolling.
I don't know why you're so adamant, but... Too bad, if that's what you want then there's nothing I can do. You'll go down with the world.
---Epilogue---
Morara: I think I underestimated you a little... I'll change my mind, I will show no mercy, I will destroy it so that not even ashes remain.
Behold at my power!!
Break apart!
Morara: .........she's not here anymore...
She dodged the blow? That's impossible, there is no way she...
--Meanwhile--
C: Where am I? ...I'm comfy... But I'm still alive...
...That smell ...Giko?
...............Thank you.
Morara
---Vs Mona intro---
Morara: Monar-kun, what can I do for you?
Mona: Moralar, what's wrong?
It's true that the 厨房(Kitchen) staff are running rampant, AAs are being repurposed into trolls one after another,
and I'm not saying we should just sit back and watch while good threads are being vandalized... but does that mean we should just delete them indiscriminately?
Aren't they, like us, born on 2ch and living together as comrades?
Morara: Sweet things...Some sacrifices are inevitable and there are too many things that are unnecessary right now to create an ideal world.
I'm sorry, Monar. You were a good friend, But if you try to stop me... your AA life will end here.
You must disappear! Forever!
(if morara loses) Mona: Moralla! What on earth could have happened...?
(if morara wins) Morara: I'm sorry, but that's as far as you go.
---Vs Giko intro---
Morara: I've been looking for you, Giko-kun.
Giko: ...
Morara: I never thought we'd meet like this, Giko... No, Gikoel!
You possess the same holy power as me, to purify 2ch.
But you reject that power and refuse to use it... why?
You must know too, that if things continue as they are, this world will be destroyed in the near future.
It seems to me that you are just waiting for 2ch to be destroyed...
Giko: What a noisy guy. No need to talk, just come at me.
Moraler: Oh dear, he's just a violent character after all...
Very well, Nuisances like you must be gone from this world. Be prepared.
(if morara loses) Giko: It's settled. I'm going to give you the final blow now!
---Epilogue---
Giko: What are your ideals? If you want to destroy everything you don't like and see what's left in the end, then go and see for yourself...
Morara: ...(i... No, there's no need to hesitate, this is the only way, Someone has to do it...)
Morara: Just watch, Gikoel. I'll change it even without you.
This world... has to start all over again!
Dat_Ocean
"Stop Moralar's ambitions!"
Synopsis: Similar to Memorial, however you can play any character in a 3v3 (Changeables) game, you have 6 fights with 3 fighters each and afterwards face Morara on his Moralael form.
Story
---Vs Morara intro---
Morara: Welcome to the ocean of dat,
I am Morarael, a messenger of God who has passed judgment.
Upon seeing the state of the board, God lamented the severe lack of morals and decided to recreate the world.
My mission is to select from the current AAs the AAs who will create a new world, You unnecessary AAs will return to your original strings of letters and sink here, into the ocean of dat and you will become the food for the creation of the next world.
---After Morara's defeat---
Morarael: No way! It's impossible! I can't believe I was defeated...
I miscalculated, I didn't expect you guys to have this much power. But that's within the realm of acceptability.
It seems I've used too much power - now I have no choice but to back off, but you guys will be my top priority.
Remember that.
"Is it... over?"
"I don't know..."
"Like he said, if we continue like this, will the board disappear?"
"Maybe that's true, maybe not. That's a matter for each individual... If you're lucky, you'll survive, but if you're unlucky, you might disappear, but at the very least, it's out of his league."
"Well then, I guess I'll go home. As long as I have a place to go back to."
"Yeah, I guess..."
Insanity
"The three of them face the final battle with their own thoughts in mind."
Synopsis: Similar to the Dat_Ocean story, but you play as Mona, Giko and C, the set of fights are also the same.
Story
---Vs Morara intro---
Morarael: Welcome, everyone. This is the bottom of the ocean of dat, where the souls of all AAs will ultimately end up.
Since we're here a little earlier than planned, you will all sink here as well. You will become the nourishment for the creation of a new world.
Giko: Hmmph, I thought you hadn't been seen recently... I guess you've been sneaking around and gathering your strength in a place like this, you sneaky bastard!
Mona: Could it be... that the purging of useless threads was for this purpose...?
Giko: That's pretty much it.
They're claiming to have a noble cause, but all they want to do is bury all the people who are in their way in dat, gather up their souls, and use them for something.
C: No way! That's too bad!
Morarael: That's a harsh thing to say. I simply ask for what God has given you - your lives - to be returned. It's clear who is at fault, so stop this unseemly resistance.
Mona: Morara, stop doing stupid things!
Morarael: Oh dear, Mona. You were a good friend, but... you've become a typical fool.
You don't even know that you don't know, you don't even try to know.
It seems that i need to correct what you - probably - "misunderstand" as "knowing".
I shall Burn true justice into your eyes before you go!
---After Morara's defeat---
Giko: Did you get it?
Mona: I felt a definite response. Perhaps...
Moralael: Don't get cocky, After all, you guys cannot defeat me, a man who has been bestowed with the power of a god.
C:No way... after all those attacks...?
Mona: Isn't it hard enough for you to just stand?
Stop it, Morara. You've lost. It's over.
Moralael: Really? If there is an AAs out there who have been given powers by God like me... maybe not.
Giko: !!
Giko: GROOOOOOOOOO!!
Morarael: Wake up Gikoel, kill those two and together we will create a new world.
Giko: OOOOOOOOOO!!
!!
Moralael: Why...?
C:What's going on?
Mona: I'm not sure, but somehow, I feel like I have no choice but to do it... to settle this! Follow up.
Morarael: Gugu... Stop it, air wife, if all this power collided at once, you'd all be blown away!
C: Hurry! Now!!
Mona: (Giko... Morara...)
Go awayyyy!
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